1 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:58,660 He therefore commit his body to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, 2 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:05,040 to dust. He store and serve the hope of the resurrection to eternal life through 3 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,420 our Lord Jesus Christ. 4 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:07,740 Amen. 5 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:32,370 Who's that man? 6 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:34,430 I never saw him before. 7 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:36,490 You know him? 8 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:37,690 No, must be local. 9 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,470 Quite satisfied, Mr. Benson. 10 00:02:28,010 --> 00:02:30,970 Absolutely. You've handled everything splendidly. Splendid. 11 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:33,550 Words can't express... No, we don't take testimonials. 12 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:35,230 I'm delighted. 13 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,750 It all went like clockwork. And this is farewell. 14 00:02:38,690 --> 00:02:39,690 Thank you once more. 15 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:41,630 Thank you, Doctor. 16 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:42,930 Thank you, Mr. Benson. 17 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:48,670 Ah. 18 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:50,910 One last word. I know. 19 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:52,630 Utter secrecy. 20 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:54,130 You needn't worry. 21 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,020 I'm glad. You see, the contracts won't be destroyed for three months. Gives us 22 00:02:58,020 --> 00:02:59,020 move of cover. 23 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,320 Goodbye. 24 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,580 There's another sucker loose on the world. He won't be able to spend the 25 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:11,579 fast enough. 26 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,780 Let's watch his blood pressure. It's high for a young man. 27 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:15,580 You want a drink? 28 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,680 Why not? 29 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:21,020 Well, it's only national health. 30 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:22,980 Four -star Napoleon. 31 00:03:27,350 --> 00:03:29,010 Well, here's to instant death. 32 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:33,070 What's the matter? 33 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:37,350 Well, the Hippocratic Oath, the life so short, the craft so long to learn. 34 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,710 Well, the strength of the short life. 35 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,610 Oh, I see you took my advice. 36 00:03:47,290 --> 00:03:48,730 They do a good smoke, these people. 37 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:51,010 Should do a 12 and 6 a throw. 38 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:53,570 Roy? Yeah? 39 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:55,770 I've been thinking. 40 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:59,510 We've completed nine cases. We've done very well for ourselves. 41 00:03:59,810 --> 00:04:00,810 Very well indeed. 42 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,570 I think we should call it a day. 43 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,189 You do? 44 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:06,730 Yes. Get out while you can. 45 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:08,650 The more you have, the more you want. 46 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:12,330 What you mean, Doctor, is that the rolls on the meter outside is paid for. 47 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:15,310 There's a hefty balance in the bank, and you'd rather be in Scotland Salmon. 48 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:18,829 Yes, I mean like that. A lot like it. When I came to you with my scheme, the 49 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:21,829 shingle outside your door was a lot tattier than it is today. Well, that was 50 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,810 only a temporary... Oh, come on, Doctor, don't let's fool ourselves. 51 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:26,710 Another year and you'd have been finished in London. Never. 52 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:29,370 I spent three months looking for the right man. 53 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:33,550 A doctor whose plight was greater than his professional honour. I found you. 54 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:38,090 Yes, but it's almost impossible to keep up to date. I mean to say, I've tried. 55 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,370 I've read articles. 56 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:44,350 It's not the same. As you say, we've done quite nicely. Well, Doctor, I'm not 57 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,350 ready to quit. 58 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:49,130 Perhaps my ambitions have more appetite than yours. But we've had enough to live 59 00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:50,510 in luxury for the rest of our lives. 60 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:53,670 Still, another 20 ,000 a year shouldn't be so... 61 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:55,010 Unacceptable. 62 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:58,050 Is there another client? 63 00:04:58,770 --> 00:04:59,770 There is. 64 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,290 Male or female? 65 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:08,850 An aspiring widow, age 43, but looks a lot younger. 66 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,190 So what's the matter now? 67 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:19,930 Carada Marble. It was presented to me by the hospital in Glasgow for services to 68 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:20,930 medicine. 69 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:25,580 Name, Turner. 70 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,800 Husband's age, 48. 71 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,300 Name's Arthur George William. 72 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,340 Just a minute, if you mind. Not quite as fast as that. Name, Turner. 73 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,300 Husband's age, 48. 74 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,960 Name's Arthur George William. 75 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:39,240 Address, the Grove's Hemel Hempley. 76 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,080 Oh, go away. 77 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,720 Fire. What? 78 00:05:58,980 --> 00:05:59,980 Where? 79 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:02,460 What do you want? 80 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,900 A chat? 81 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,420 Oh, any party? 82 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,440 An evening with the YWCA. 83 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,580 Us. Oh, sit down if you can. 84 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,760 And what can I do for you, Spock? I came to talk to you about your father. 85 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,760 Too late, my friend. He's dead. 86 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,080 That's just what I want to talk about. 87 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,680 Who are you? 88 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,280 A friend of the family. 89 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,340 I remember seeing you at the funeral. 90 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,220 Wasn't it cold? 91 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:36,480 You don't have a match, do you? Sorry? 92 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,880 Keep talking. I'm with you. What did he die of? 93 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,100 Heart. Coronary. How did he come to be buried in Cornwall? 94 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:45,520 My mother was Cornish. 95 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,940 Sounds schmaltzy, I know, but it was there in the will. 96 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,120 There's sentiment in all of this, you see. 97 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:55,510 Ah, that's better. 98 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,510 The world's too harsh, lest you see it through tobacco's mouth. Have you been 99 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,429 ill for long? 100 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,250 Oh, off and on. Ever since you retired. 101 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,130 Used to be in, uh, what do you call it? 102 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:06,950 Security executive. I can see you don't believe in a long morning. 103 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:09,550 No, I don't. 104 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:11,270 It's a nice game. 105 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:12,950 When do I get a turn with the... Help yourself. 106 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,250 Help yourself. Who are you? What are you doing here? 107 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:18,550 What's the point of it? My name is Steed. I came to see you, and I'm 108 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:19,550 in your father's death. 109 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,110 Professionally or personally? 110 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:21,789 That depends. 111 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:22,790 Well done. 112 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:23,930 On your answers. 113 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,190 What's your interest? 114 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:31,590 I used to work there. So? 115 00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:36,550 Well, you and a few scrapes together, Berlin, one or two other places. Ah, 116 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:37,790 going to be another war story. 117 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,030 No, it isn't, no. 118 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:41,230 How much? How much do you want? 119 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,770 Not to worry, it's one of ours. 120 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,490 What is it? The old comrade's fund? 121 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,170 Bed socks for the veterans? 122 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,570 Your father gave me a letter. 123 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:53,910 What did it say? I haven't opened it yet. Why not? 124 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:56,670 It was only to be opened unless he died a violent or a sudden death. 125 00:07:57,530 --> 00:07:58,530 Why, he'd give it to you. 126 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:00,670 I told you. We were in a few scrapes together. 127 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,250 This was no violent death. 128 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:05,050 He was in his own bed. And it was sudden. 129 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:07,270 No. 130 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:10,490 No, as a matter of fact, it's a marvel the old boy lasted as long as he did. 131 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:13,390 Well, everyone knew he was going home. Everyone. The doctor. 132 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:14,810 Well, he even knew himself. 133 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:17,170 He was punch drunk with coronaries. 134 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:18,870 He must have had a heart like a bull. 135 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:20,450 He was strong. 136 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:22,710 Well, you know that. It took a lot to kill him. 137 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,310 That old man was tough. 138 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:25,970 He was only 64. 139 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:28,490 I served with him and I'm not Methuselah. 140 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:29,750 Well, it wasn't sudden. 141 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,610 Should have seen the doctor's bills. 142 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:36,830 Put them end to end and the maze we went through. The tombs of them. Who nursed 143 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:37,830 him? At the end. 144 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,309 I did. 145 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:41,030 That's why I had this blind. 146 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,409 Hangs over you, doesn't it, Beth? 147 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:45,130 The machinery of it. 148 00:08:45,610 --> 00:08:48,030 Throwing out the medicine bottles and the boxes of pills. 149 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:50,370 Pajamas. Ah, sick. 150 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:54,849 Oh, Mr. 151 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:55,850 Steed. 152 00:08:57,210 --> 00:08:58,210 What about this letter? 153 00:08:58,430 --> 00:08:59,369 What about it? 154 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:00,370 What will you do? 155 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,590 I'll call the bank. 156 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:02,790 Yes. 157 00:09:03,170 --> 00:09:06,510 And I'll tell them to destroy it. After all, we don't want to upset you anymore, 158 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,209 do we? 159 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:08,610 No. No, I don't want to see it. 160 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:10,070 Destroy it. That's good enough for me. 161 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,070 I think you can get something back in the empties. 162 00:09:13,490 --> 00:09:14,490 Thanks. 163 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,340 Keep talking, I'm with you. 164 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,920 What did he die of? 165 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,340 Heart, coronary. 166 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,720 Why was he buried in Cornwall? 167 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,220 My mother was Cornish. It sounds schmaltzy, I know, but it was there in 168 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,300 will. A sentiment in all of us, you see. 169 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,800 Young Benson's father had no more affection for his wife than I have for 170 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,100 Jolly Dick Jawsnapper there. 171 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,800 How do you know? 172 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,900 He booked her everywhere in dicey airlines. 173 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,000 He used to permutate for the next air disaster. 174 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,340 Happy family. 175 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:54,950 If there was fog in the air, Mrs. Benson was in the air. 176 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:57,030 Then there's no truth in his story. 177 00:09:57,290 --> 00:09:58,290 Not that part of it. 178 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,350 Well, there's no sentiment in security. 179 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:01,810 That I know. 180 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,250 Where were you carrying this? 181 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,430 In my pocket. I had the microphone lead led up to my scarf. 182 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:09,730 Well, your old boss has come to a sudden end. I don't see if there's anything 183 00:10:09,730 --> 00:10:12,810 you can do about it. Oh, I'm not too sure of it. Young Benson looked pretty 184 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,590 when I left him. Oh, thank you for the cream. 185 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,990 I take it the Swiss cherry jam. 186 00:10:19,979 --> 00:10:21,820 Thin brown bread and Indian tea. 187 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,040 And at about a quarter past four... Do you? 188 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,840 I like it for breakfast. 189 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,020 Wait, Diana. 190 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:42,500 Joey, a king penguin, a dead in Brazil, spent 56 days trying to incubate a 191 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,459 current farm. 192 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:44,460 I'm sorry. 193 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,640 Oh, really? 194 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,400 Notice of a funeral service at Tinby. That's the place you went to? Uh -huh. 195 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:53,490 2 p .m., funeral service, Church of St. Auburn, Tinby. No flowers. 196 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,010 And the same again. 197 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,390 And the same again. All within the past three months. 198 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,570 But people do die. 199 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,230 But Tinby is a ghost village. 200 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:04,610 You mean nobody lives there? 201 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,730 I'd use a supporter. 202 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:07,130 A tin mine. 203 00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:11,510 A tin mine went out of action eight years ago and all the villages have 204 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:14,270 Bodmin. Must have a strong attraction for corpses. 205 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:18,710 So strong that people die in London and are transported off to Cornwall. 206 00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:20,339 Why? 207 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:24,020 He quizzed me, up one side and down the other. Well, don't worry. 208 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,820 It's easy for you to say that. It wasn't you he was talking to. He's probably 209 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,320 nosy. That's one version. 210 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:29,680 What if he were on business? 211 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,700 Whose business? Anyway, it doesn't matter. You've got nothing to bother 212 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,220 And if they exhume the body? They won't. If they do? They'll find nothing. But 213 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,080 I've written a paper somewhere... It doesn't matter what you read. They'll 214 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,320 nothing. Now, forget all about it and go home. Now, don't give me the brush off. 215 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,480 This cost me a packet of money. You got what you wanted, didn't you? Now, go on. 216 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,320 Off you go. I didn't want the law breathing down my neck. 217 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:51,040 No sense in being the richest man in prison. You won't be. We're specialists 218 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,040 this field. 219 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,680 Remember one thing, Doctor. 220 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,020 The medical council wouldn't approve. 221 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:59,700 Yes, but while we're reminding ourselves of the obvious, don't forget we have a 222 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,100 contract signed by you. 223 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,740 I wouldn't do anything rash. 224 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,330 Morning. 225 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:57,330 Morning. A tourist in Tinby this time of year? Surely not. 226 00:12:57,690 --> 00:12:58,810 No, it's a job of work. 227 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,070 Vicar? 228 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:06,550 Wiper. Adrian Wiper. How do you do? How do you do? Job of work? Yes, I'm writing 229 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:10,330 an article for an American magazine on the English country churchyard. You 230 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,610 mind, do you? My dear lady, of course not. Which my brother Julian, you should 231 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,550 see, he wrote a paper on it. What do you call it? A thesis. 232 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,130 When we were up at Oxford, I rode behind him in the vast gate. 233 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,720 Fine oarsman, Julian. 234 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,980 Where do I find him? Ah, where indeed? 235 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,340 Somewhere up the Congo. 236 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,440 Missionary. Stranger in a strange land. 237 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:29,740 Yes, I know the feeling. 238 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,200 You don't know Cornwall? Not well, no. 239 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,640 Where are you staying? 240 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,740 The White Bear. 241 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,420 Oh, good choice. Capital. 242 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,540 Have you been up to the minstrels' gallery? 243 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,719 Not yet. 244 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,479 Oh, you must. 245 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,740 And you must try their ale. 246 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,140 Rude on the premises. 247 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,820 Wine is a mocker. 248 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,760 Oh, moderation in all things. 249 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,700 Total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. 250 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,560 Oh, I don't know that one. 251 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,120 No, you've got me there. 252 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,660 St. Augustine. Oh, yes, of course. 253 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:57,340 Multiquidem Facilius, etc. 254 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,940 I shouldn't worry with these new stones. It's the old ones that have all the 255 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,140 character. These are only piece, perfect piece, linted into rest. 256 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,660 Very, uh, unimaginative. 257 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,820 There used to be one in Penryn. 258 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,140 Now, how did it go? 259 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,380 Here lies, returned to play, Miss Arabella Young. 260 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:18,110 who, upon the 1st of May, began to hold her tongue. 261 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,810 Great sense of humour, your Cornishman. 262 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,030 Yes. 263 00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:25,970 Is there anything particular and personal to your own graveyard? 264 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:29,170 Oh, yes, there's something you can mention. Just here by the lich gate, 265 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,650 used to be a mandrake root. 266 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:35,390 Mandrake? Mandrake are a drug? Yes, that's right. Mysterious plants, no end 267 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:40,030 properties. It was supposed to shriek if you touched it. And pull it up, and it 268 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,590 groaned like a dying man. Should be good for a paragraph. 269 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,580 Yes, we've got an awful lot of deadly nightshade. 270 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,580 Must be something to do with the soil. 271 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,900 Have you been as far as the lizard? 272 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,840 Not yet. Nice little story for you. When they built the first lighthouse in 273 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,540 1619, all the locals were up in arms. 274 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,380 Said they'd lost God's grace. 275 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,720 What do they mean by that? 276 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:02,480 They're pickings from the ships that would have been wrecked on the cliffs. 277 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,220 God's grace indeed. 278 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:05,439 That's grim. 279 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,560 Very. Come, let me show you the church. I haven't done my grand tour for years. 280 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,320 Yes, I'd love to see it. Perhaps I might even be able to sell you an illustrated 281 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,320 history. 282 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,780 Proceeds to Congo relief. 283 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,040 Yes, there's been a wiper here ever since Queen Anne. 284 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,920 I lost two brothers in the Great War. 285 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,980 Lost a lot of fine men. 286 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,480 Senseless carnage. 287 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,180 Freddie was chaplain at Passchendaele. He knew Woodbine Willie. 288 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,920 Did he? Alan died with the Canadians at Vimy Ridge. 289 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,200 Vicar? Yes, my dear. Who's buried here now? I mean, now that the village is 290 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,500 gone. Oh, not many, you know. Just a few who were born in Tinby. 291 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,080 They'd like to be brought back. 292 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,839 Really, then? 293 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,840 It's only locals? 294 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,360 Oh, no. We do get the odds sold from places like London. 295 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,740 Seems a long way to come. 296 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,040 It's a long journey. 297 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,740 Quite. But it must be very expensive. 298 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,500 Oh, I don't know. It's probably cheaper to be buried in the country. 299 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,440 I haven't been into the economics of it. 300 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,920 I look at it like this. 301 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,700 If you lived in a city all your life, all that noise and bustle, you've earned 302 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,900 little piece, perfect piece. 303 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,240 Yes, I suppose you're right. 304 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,180 Hello. Who's this? 305 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,620 I say, we're getting quite congested. 306 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:28,240 Why, Hopkins, my dear fellow, how nice to see you. How are you? Fine, fine, 307 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,800 Vicar. I'd like you to meet Mrs. Turner. 308 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,120 How do you do? How do you do? 309 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:36,560 This is... Oh, my dear, I'm so sorry, I don't know your name. Mrs. Gale. Mrs. 310 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,620 Gale. Mrs. Gale, Mrs... Turner. 311 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,660 Turner, Mr. Hopkins. How do you do? 312 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,580 Will you excuse me, Vicar? I've got work to do and the sun's very precious. Why, 313 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,740 yes, of course. Excuse me. 314 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:47,660 Bit of a writer. 315 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,300 St. Augustine. I won't forget. 316 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,580 Oh, right. 317 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,379 Nice girl. 318 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,460 Vicar, I want you to see if there's anything you can do for Mrs. Turner. 319 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:57,819 Well, I'd be delighted. 320 00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:00,960 Mrs. Turner is arriving at the end of a long and comfortless journey. 321 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,340 Oh? It's my husband, Vicar. 322 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,479 He's dying. 323 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,119 Oh, I'm so sorry. It could literally happen any minute. This is the first 324 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:11,260 Mrs. Turner has left his side for a week. Ah, a virtuous woman is a crown to 325 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:16,339 husband. Her price is far above rubies. When it happens, when, she'd like him to 326 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,339 be interred at Tinder. 327 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,500 Yes, of course. 328 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,240 He is a man of the country. 329 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,619 In spirit. 330 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:24,060 Yes, in spirit. 331 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,819 Oh, well, excuse me a moment. 332 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,720 Font of his garden, wasn't it? 333 00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:35,620 Of course, you can't say exactly when it'll be. No. I'd say Saturday. 334 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:37,660 Then or thereabouts. 335 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,839 Oh, dear. 336 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,200 Well, we'll step outside in a moment. I do have one very beautiful plot just by 337 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,620 the west wall. Very sheltered. Gets the noon sun in winter. 338 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,640 The first crocuses come up there. 339 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,920 I had thought of it for Julian, my brother. 340 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,560 Oh, it sounds perfect. 341 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,400 Well, I'll just take some particulars. 342 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,010 A bit late to take their pictures, isn't it? 343 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,550 Depends what for. 344 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:27,310 What was she doing? 345 00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,350 Taking photos of them headstones. 346 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,450 Can't be bad. Can it be? 347 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,170 Well, shine your spade up. We're in business. 348 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:35,410 So soon? 349 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,690 The vicar will tell you about it. You've got the number. Ring me if anything 350 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:40,440 happens. Trust me, guv. 351 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,420 So, couldn't be me some dread eels or something. 352 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,100 Savalois. It's his local grub. It's killing me. 353 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,200 If he comes snooping round again, we might have to take steps. 354 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,400 Make it a double booking. 355 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,400 Now, Mrs. Turner, we'd like to recap on a few of the more personal questions. 356 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,620 Any idea as to the present size of your husband's estate? 357 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,840 About 200 ,000. 358 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Net? 359 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,859 Mm -hmm. 360 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,720 Any other living relative besides yourself? 361 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,780 I've checked. One sister. 362 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,680 A sister? She lives in Perth. Perth in Scotland? 363 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,300 Perth, Western Australia. 364 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,640 Ah. And she's bedridden. 365 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,640 Arthritis. Nice to complain. 366 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,560 What about clothes, friend? 367 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,360 We don't have any. Think carefully now. 368 00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,520 I don't need to. My husband didn't make friends or influence people. He just 369 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,520 made money. 370 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,520 Any other beneficiaries in the will? 371 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500 No. 372 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,760 Insurance? He always said his business was his insurance. 373 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,780 Now, most important of all, when did he last see a doctor? 374 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,600 About 1950. 375 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,760 He had his appendix on. You sure he hasn't seen one since? 376 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,300 He's an apple a day man, a throwback to Adam. 377 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,140 Without any of Adam's more interesting characteristics. 378 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,900 He's not on any doctor's panel. 379 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,980 No, the appendix business was before we moved. Is he the member of a club? 380 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,520 No. You understand we have to be very careful. 381 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,760 Of course. 382 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,720 Doctor? I'm happy if you are. 383 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,480 Well, I think we can help you, Mrs. Turner, if you still want to go ahead. 384 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,120 Thank you. 385 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:43,020 You realize, of course, you'll have to do exactly as we say. Your neck may 386 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,220 depend upon it. I know. 387 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,900 It'd be a shame for those pearls to lose such a nice home. 388 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,440 Wouldn't it? Now, first, sort it, detail money. We'd like a check. 389 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:53,040 Now? Would you like to sit here, Mrs. Turner? 390 00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:03,500 Who do I make it out to? 391 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,720 Mandrake Investments, 5 ,000 pounds. The other half is due after the ceremony. 392 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,300 You don't stint yourselves. 393 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:11,120 It's a very exclusive service. 394 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,680 Did Wiper find a suitable plot? Most accommodating, that man. 395 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,060 Sheltered position, gets the noon sun. 396 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,580 We're saving it for his brother, Julian. That's awfully good. 397 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,840 Thank you. 398 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,300 Now, what happens? 399 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,260 No color, no taste, no smell. Three in one. The instructions are on the bottle, 400 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:34,500 which we want back. 401 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,760 Take precaution. 402 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,420 How long does it take? 403 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,000 30 minutes to an hour. 404 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,560 Seldom more than 30 minutes. 405 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,800 How much do I use? All of it. It's a fatal dose. 406 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,340 And what are the symptoms? 407 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,340 Intense thirst, stomach cramp, vomiting. 408 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,860 But it'll all be over very quickly. 409 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:57,240 A feeble, irregular, pulse, cold... Doctor, this is not a medical lecture. 410 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,740 when it starts, I call for you. 411 00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:02,340 Correct. I shall do everything that I can. But alas, you'll be too late. 412 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,620 From then on, everything goes like clockwork. 413 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,680 Very well. 414 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,220 Goodbye, Mr. Hopkins. Goodbye, Mrs. Donoghue. Thank you, Doctor. 415 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,420 Not at all. 416 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,280 Uh, going cropping today? 417 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:20,100 Yes, I thought I might. 418 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640 I'd like. 419 00:22:23,129 --> 00:22:24,230 I'll think about it. 420 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:43,170 Well, perhaps this may be the last one after all. I wouldn't bank on it. 421 00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:45,130 She'll see through you soon enough. 422 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:49,790 Now you stick to medicine, Doctor. 423 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,179 for a still life. 424 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,920 Yes, I took it at a two -fiftieth at 5 .6. 425 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,480 Fairly well, each to his own exposure. 426 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720 Don't do that. 427 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,660 Why not? I feel like a projectionist. 428 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,740 Oh, Montgomery always did it. 429 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,060 So? 430 00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:17,760 They do a rattling good trade down there, eh? Not bad for a ghost village. 431 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,000 But wasting your time, General. 432 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,800 Why? There aren't any more. 433 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,480 Oh, house lights. 434 00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:33,090 Well, how many were there? 435 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:39,630 Oh, the eleven you... Ah, nine are in who's who, and seven of them left 436 00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:42,870 of over a hundred thousand pounds. But the majority of them are rich and 437 00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:43,870 reasonably eminent. 438 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:45,450 At some stage of their lives. 439 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,190 Can you find out who were their doctors? 440 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:49,590 Which I knew. 441 00:23:54,770 --> 00:23:56,970 Who was, um, young Benson's doctor? 442 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,550 That's next on the agenda. 443 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,730 Young Benson, he dealt with it off to McCombie. How do you know? 444 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:04,210 I had him followed. He went off like a shark. 445 00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:06,090 Does he know you're on to him? He will when I'm ready. 446 00:24:07,370 --> 00:24:11,630 Odd, though, wasn't it, about that Cockney gravedigger? Was it obviously a 447 00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:12,630 recent import? 448 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,490 Oh, did you find out about that man I met down there? Roy Hopkins? 449 00:24:15,810 --> 00:24:17,950 Was his car registration a London one? 450 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:21,430 Yep. There are only two Roy Hopkins in the phone book. One is an accountant and 451 00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:22,690 the other runs a cracker factory. 452 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,699 don't bother. 453 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,780 Oh, my. Sis, my goodness. 454 00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,840 Well, the customer's always right, thank you. 455 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:04,060 No, no, you keep your flag on the summit. 456 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,000 I'll follow up with the ponies, I mean. 457 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,920 Did I hurt you? No, no, it's only a flesh wound. Come on, confidence. 458 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,700 Only a few. Oh, it's no use. 459 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,360 I've got till next Christmas to clear them up anyway. 460 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,800 I'm delighted to hear it. How do you do? How do you do? 461 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,980 Yeah, I think it's my turn to insist now. 462 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,320 Really? Yeah. 463 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,640 Ham and cheese and tomato. 464 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,640 Wow. Mustard? Of course. 465 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,080 French? Was there any other? 466 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,840 Enchante, mademoiselle. 467 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:39,920 Can I help you? 468 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,340 Mr. Hopkins in? 469 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,920 No, he's lunching with some Japanese businessmen. 470 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,680 They make the goodies that go in the crackers. 471 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,200 Oh, the little master's a miniature. 472 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,600 Hey, what have you got in season, eh? 473 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,080 Here. 474 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,760 For piping the puddings aboard. 475 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,420 Hey, careful. 476 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,640 Oh, very good on an X -ray plate. 477 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,680 Yeah, well, we don't want them into the very young. I sure don't. The 478 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,540 Chancellor's balloon prevents inflation. 479 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:16,600 Look, I really want to order three dozen boxes of crackers for an old folks' 480 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,420 anniversary. Oh, hey, they mustn't crack too loud. 481 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:22,640 Of course not. We have the most discreet crackers in the business. 482 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,380 Try this for size. 483 00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:35,110 Strength C. 484 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:36,190 D is softer. 485 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:37,369 Oh, dear. 486 00:26:37,370 --> 00:26:39,170 Let's see if I can try a B. Yes. 487 00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:40,770 Allow me, madame. 488 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:41,990 Oh, thank you. 489 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,170 Ah. 490 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:46,310 What's up? 491 00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:47,690 Ah, that looks bad. 492 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:49,630 Oh, marvellous. 493 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,190 That's very good indeed. 494 00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:54,190 It'll do really fine. The old folks will love that. I'll have three dozen boxes. 495 00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:55,370 Right. 496 00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:57,130 Has Hopkins got an office around here? 497 00:26:57,830 --> 00:26:58,830 Uh, yeah. 498 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:00,790 First floor. 499 00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:02,270 Are you around all the time? 500 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,080 Oh, some of the time. He's not exactly wed into the business. 501 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,640 No? No. He inherited it. His uncle died last year. 502 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:09,779 Where is that? 503 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:12,140 Cornwall. What a fatal part of the country. 504 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,500 Of course, he'd sell up tomorrow if he could. 505 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,740 Why doesn't he? 506 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,340 LSD. What the banks don't own, his partner does. 507 00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:21,700 Oh, doesn't the business do too well? 508 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,800 It's a very short season. 509 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,060 Mr. and Mrs. Public just aren't cracker -minded. 510 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:30,400 Oh, Christmas, the odd kiddies party, fine, but they're not on the weekly 511 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400 shopping list. 512 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:34,360 I mean, they're not going to replace vitamin C. You can live without them, 513 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,660 you? There you are. What's he like? 514 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,140 Hopkins. Oh, a fat, decadent, bourgeois capitalist exploiting the proletarian 515 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:42,140 masses. Really? 516 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,340 No, actually, he's rather nice. 517 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,920 Who shall I make the invoice out to? 518 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,440 The Twilight Home Camberley. 519 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:50,900 I'll come and collect them. 520 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,840 Anything else? 521 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,900 My goodness me, you sure took me by surprise. 522 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,780 Aren't they lovely? Thank you. 523 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,580 Hey, don't believe all you read in the motto. 524 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,120 No, I won't. Oops, I'm terribly sorry, Your Honour. 525 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,720 Who was that? 526 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,180 What do you want? 527 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:20,060 Crackers, what else? 528 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:22,240 Seen them before somewhere. 529 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,660 Send me a pot of tea, will you, darling? 530 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,540 All that Japanese rice wine. 531 00:28:29,439 --> 00:28:31,580 Eight of them treated by the same Dr. 532 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,460 McComb. Going to the dentist to fit? 533 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:34,700 It's fantastic. 534 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,080 Oh, he's a busy man, but he's very happy to fit you in, Mrs. Gale. 535 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:40,480 In best pine, six foot by two foot, silk line. 536 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,380 Hey, what's the matter wrong with you? 537 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,640 Well, what would you like? 538 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,820 Well, I can offer him any amount of bruising. 539 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,060 That's all that vigorous company you keep. 540 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,540 How about a slipped disc? 541 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,160 He is a doctor, Steve. 542 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:54,780 Hmm? 543 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,560 Well, it's a pretty treacherous area. 544 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,980 No, probe around, scare him, see if he drops his thermometer. 545 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,180 What if he prescribes a trip to Cornwall his style? 546 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,120 Say, you don't feel quite up to it. 547 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:08,420 Matter of fact, I booked you on the 7 .40, arriving midnight. 548 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840 When? 549 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:10,980 Tonight. 550 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,780 There's an enlarged lymph gland and the spleen's puffy. 551 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,100 Yes. 552 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,020 Well, I'd like to bring her to the clinic. 553 00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:25,930 All right, but I'll call you back. 554 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,430 Would you send me the next patient, please? 555 00:29:37,690 --> 00:29:38,690 Thank you, ma 'am. 556 00:29:47,850 --> 00:29:49,430 Would you come in, please? Sit down. 557 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:51,550 We'll be with you in a moment. 558 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,760 What a very unusual surgery. 559 00:29:58,180 --> 00:30:00,780 I wouldn't have thought a practice in this area would be so useful. 560 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 You'd be surprised. 561 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,320 Would you like to sit down? Thank you. 562 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,720 Ah, now. 563 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:08,240 Mrs. Cairn, isn't it? Yes. 564 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,940 It was kind of you to see me at such short notice, Doctor. 565 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,200 Not at all. 566 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,440 Now, now, what's the trouble? 567 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,600 I've got a bad eye. 568 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,800 How did you do it? 569 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,720 I was hit with a hockey stick. 570 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,020 Oh? 571 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,379 When was this? 572 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:23,380 Yesterday. 573 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:25,700 Is it swollen? 574 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,920 No, but it's very sore. 575 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,160 Did it water a lot? 576 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:29,500 Mm, ever since. 577 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,080 Right. 578 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,380 Well, perhaps you'd like to get on that couch, would you, please, Mrs. Gale? 579 00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:36,860 I'll take a look at it. 580 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,360 That's it. Make yourself comfortable. 581 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,580 Put your head well back, will you? 582 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:48,920 There we are. You can't be too careful with these things. 583 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:54,520 The eye is not the delicate instrument people imagine. 584 00:30:55,770 --> 00:31:01,310 On the other hand, it doesn't take much to detach the retina. 585 00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:02,770 Hmm. 586 00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:05,530 Well, this seems to be all right, Mrs. Gale. I think you're lucky. 587 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,970 Good. Perhaps it would be a good idea to keep your dark glasses on for a few 588 00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:09,970 days. Yes, I will. 589 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:12,730 Well, do you live in London? 590 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:14,310 No, my home's in Cornwall. 591 00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:18,030 I have a cottage just outside a little village. I don't suppose you'd know it. 592 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:19,350 Whereabouts? Tinby. 593 00:31:20,890 --> 00:31:23,050 No, I don't know the area very well. 594 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:25,350 I'll get you some drops. 595 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,540 And if you have any further trouble, don't hesitate to go to your own doctor. 596 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,100 No, I won't. Thank you. I'll keep you. 597 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,160 Morning, my rockery. 598 00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:52,500 Yes. What a lovely Montserrat, sir. Yes, it is. 599 00:31:53,340 --> 00:31:58,220 Now... Don't use these like an ordinary eye drop. They're a wee bit stronger. 600 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,340 And you'll find a dropper in the cap. 601 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,560 Thank you very much, Doctor. 602 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,080 Have you got your car here? Yes, yes, I have. Good. 603 00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:09,380 Tell me, Mrs. Gale, how did you come to choose me out of all the doctors in 604 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:11,380 London? I know a patient of yours. Oh, who's that? 605 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,540 John Benson. 606 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,880 Oh, yes, yes, I know him. 607 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,600 Well, good day to you, Mrs. Gale. Goodbye, Doctor. Thanks. 608 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,230 Now pull yourself together. Of course we're not backing out. 609 00:32:34,330 --> 00:32:37,570 She'll go through with it as planned, and so will you, understand? 610 00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:42,230 We say we'll deliver, we'll deliver. 611 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:44,470 Bye. 612 00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:46,630 Problems? Business. 613 00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:48,790 What else is it but headaches and problems? 614 00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:50,770 Problems? Yes, you show me. 615 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:55,170 Oh, uh, that man didn't come back again, did he? 616 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:59,190 Man? What man? Your friend in the fancy waistcoat the other afternoon. 617 00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:00,570 Oh, him? No, he hasn't. 618 00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:02,260 He does. 619 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480 Tell me. 620 00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:54,739 Bye. 621 00:36:11,550 --> 00:36:15,570 Mrs. Gale, I think you owe me an explanation. 622 00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,250 Oh, come on. Well, 623 00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:57,590 maybe just a bubble or two. 624 00:36:59,670 --> 00:37:03,570 Tell me, do all your clients qualify for champagne lunches and auctions? 625 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:09,030 Oh, shame on you. What do you think this is, a PR dude chatting the client up? 626 00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,290 Sorry. 627 00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:11,790 I'll forgive you. 628 00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:13,410 Just. 629 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,590 It's been a long time since I lunched in the West End. 630 00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:21,250 Promise me something, Roy. What? You won't add up the bill. 631 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:25,400 If they want to overcharge you for the Brussels, let them. He used to do that. 632 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:26,900 Oh, practically a ritual. 633 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,200 We should be careful. 634 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,500 We will be. 635 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,500 Afraid of being recognized? 636 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,180 Lunching with a prominent cracker manufacturer. 637 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,560 Anything's possible. 638 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:40,080 Oh, my chauffeur is discreet. 639 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,740 I wink with the right eye, that means straight home. And a wink with the left 640 00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:47,020 means through the park. And if it takes less than 40 minutes, you're fired. 641 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,560 And which eye is it to be today? Well, seeing as Nelson was my uncle, I'll let 642 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,560 you do the winking. 643 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:57,960 Have you decided when it's time? 644 00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,620 Yes. Soon? 645 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,220 Tonight. 646 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,160 Good. 647 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,500 Well, let's drink to that. 648 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:07,900 No, I'd rather not. 649 00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:09,780 Let's go, Ray. 650 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,800 Relax, Steve. 651 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:19,860 You won't feel nothing. 652 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,980 Lord, Lord, methought what pain it was to drown. 653 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,960 What dreadful noise of water in mine ears. What sights of ugly death within 654 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,960 eyes. 655 00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:35,180 Methought I saw a thousand fearful wrecks. A thousand men that fishes 656 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,180 upon. 657 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,480 Wedges of gold. I would speak with Clarence and can't hit her on my legs. 658 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,720 That's the first murderer. 659 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,540 How'd you get in? 660 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:49,430 It's not. I mean, it doesn't open. Well, it should be. It's early closing. I 661 00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:51,230 know it says close. I grant you that. 662 00:38:52,170 --> 00:38:53,170 So now you know. 663 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:55,370 I'm a would -be actress. 664 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:56,630 Yeah, I think I got that far. 665 00:38:56,950 --> 00:38:58,230 Waiting in the wings. What for? 666 00:38:58,850 --> 00:38:59,850 Parts for women. 667 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,890 Eh? Well, could you see Mrs. 668 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:05,190 Siddons or Sarah Bernhardt riding a motorcycle or scratching themselves? 669 00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:09,210 Must be something for a pretty girl like you. Yeah, working in cracker 670 00:39:09,210 --> 00:39:12,490 factories. Why don't you let Mr. Hopkins hear you? No, he wouldn't mind. 671 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,800 According to him, the firm's losing a fortune anyway. 672 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,780 Well, he obviously doesn't come from a poor home, drives a fast car, eats in 673 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:18,718 swanky restaurants. 674 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,880 Hey, you've been spying, haven't you? Guilty. 675 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,400 Hopkins said he recognized you. 676 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,920 Oh, where from? 677 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,118 Couldn't remember. 678 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,120 Well, good for him. 679 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,560 So, what's your interest? 680 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:29,860 On for a new? 681 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,860 Strictly. Well, I have a little capital to invest. I thought this might be a 682 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:35,380 cushy little billet. Oh, this isn't it, believe me. I do. 683 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,680 Of course, he has another string to his bow. Uh, Mandrake Investments. 684 00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:42,350 That's what keeps him in clover. Oh, you know anything about it? 685 00:39:42,710 --> 00:39:43,710 Harsher than hush. 686 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,410 I sent you crackers off. 687 00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:46,649 Strength be. 688 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,629 Of course. 689 00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:50,770 Well, those poor odal tears are all right. I haven't read anything about it 690 00:39:50,770 --> 00:39:51,770 the paper. 691 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:52,868 There's my check. 692 00:39:52,870 --> 00:39:54,390 Thanks. Hang on, I'll give you a receipt. 693 00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:55,650 Where is he today? 694 00:39:55,990 --> 00:39:56,990 Lunch. 695 00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,610 Look. Is it Japanese? 696 00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:05,030 No. In fact, his lady friend came to call for him. A Mrs. Turner. 697 00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:07,350 Loaded. And cocked. 698 00:40:08,180 --> 00:40:11,560 If he's out for another day, why don't you call me? 699 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:13,320 Why? Why should I? 700 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,080 We have lunch. I owe you for the sandwich. 701 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,120 No. I know a place in Soho. 702 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:24,880 Soft music, muted corks popping, gentle zephyrs wafting garlic from the kitchen. 703 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,980 I don't like garlic. 704 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:28,700 And some of the best -known theatre producers eat there. 705 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,760 Well, I don't actively dislike it. Here's my card. 706 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,440 It's a date. 707 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,680 Mr. Steve, you're on. 708 00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,710 Where's McCombie? He'll be here, don't worry. How did it go? 709 00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:30,630 Went. What happened? 710 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:34,830 I gave him the stuff, left him. When I came back, he was dead. 711 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:36,450 Easy, isn't it? 712 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,910 I'll tell you the answer to that when we've buried him. 713 00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:41,529 You scared? 714 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:42,530 Are you kidding? 715 00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:44,810 Relax, Eve. 716 00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:47,170 It's all yours now. 717 00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:48,970 That's right. 718 00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:50,050 Sorry I'm late. 719 00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:53,270 Little chap went down with flu, one thing after another. I only wanted to 720 00:41:53,270 --> 00:41:55,070 that everything had gone smoothly. See you at the funeral. 721 00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:58,530 Well, I've made out the certificate, Mrs. Turner. 722 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:02,970 And what did he die from? Chronic gastric guitar with colitis. 723 00:42:03,510 --> 00:42:05,630 I've also invented a medical history for the patient. 724 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,850 Where are we now? Last saw him three years ago, 1961, 725 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:10,549 ancient flu. 726 00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:13,070 Pluracy last year, and now, gastric guitar. 727 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,530 There's only one thing I don't understand. 728 00:42:15,830 --> 00:42:16,669 What's that? 729 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:17,690 Why not cremate? 730 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,200 It would seem far safer. 731 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,260 Yes, I know it seems safer, but you see, it isn't. You see, it takes two doctors 732 00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:23,400 to sign the certificate. 733 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,960 This way it's far simpler. 734 00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,380 Much less fuss. 735 00:42:27,140 --> 00:42:28,880 Mr. Turner never liked fuss. 736 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,560 Come out and drink your coffee before it gets cold. It's silly to waste it. 737 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,360 What do you want? 738 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,760 Just another chat. 739 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:17,180 Why, they're still with us. 740 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,420 Been having me followed. 741 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,459 Have I? 742 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:22,180 Thought you had me last time, didn't you? Did I? All that talk about the 743 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:24,440 There was no letter. Who told you that, McCombie? 744 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,200 How do you know about him? How do you? 745 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,980 He was father's doctor. 746 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,960 You know what this is? 747 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,740 No. It's a medical history sheet. 748 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,900 And it lists all the treatment that Dr. McCombie ever gave your father. 749 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,320 What about it? 750 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:41,320 Well, when you sign a death certificate, you normally know your patient. 751 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,200 This goes back to 1956. 752 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:47,960 I'd call that knowing him. July the 8th, 1956, he prescribed a gluten -free diet 753 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960 and some blood tests. 754 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,299 So it says. 755 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,340 On July the 8th, your father was in Beirut arresting a man called Malik. 756 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,220 How do you know? Because I was with him and he wasn't on a diet. 757 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,640 What do you want? 758 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,740 How did you meet McCombie, and who put you onto it? 759 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:09,520 Was it Hopkins? 760 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,200 He's a member of the same club. 761 00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:13,520 Club? So that's how he operates, eh? 762 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,220 Belongs to about every club in London. 763 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:16,780 Knows everything about every member. 764 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Did you know a good solicitor? 765 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,400 I expect so. 766 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,020 You better get in touch with him. 767 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,040 You're going to need him. 768 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:41,340 Be kindly light amid the inserting gloom. 769 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,920 Ah, Mrs. Gale, you're back. 770 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:45,220 Yes, as I promised. 771 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,640 You were up to luck this morning. I missed you. I've been into Godman and 772 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,640 out more than I expected. 773 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,400 Well, I hope now you'll be able to give me a convincing explanation. 774 00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:56,680 This is the analyst's report on the soil I took from the graveyard. What does it 775 00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,880 show? The earth is heavily impregnated with arsenic. Over 200 parts per 776 00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,240 Well, arsenic doesn't surprise me. 777 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,299 Why not? 778 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,880 Where there's tin, there's usually arsenic. 779 00:45:05,610 --> 00:45:06,448 Of course. 780 00:45:06,450 --> 00:45:08,230 The mine was only a quarter of a mile up the road. 781 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,410 Well, that's the attraction your cemetery has, Victor. 782 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:18,050 Attraction? After a body's been buried for more than, say, two months, it would 783 00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:19,850 be heavily impregnated with arsenic. 784 00:45:20,070 --> 00:45:21,970 So it would be pointless to exhume it. 785 00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:23,290 But who'd want to? 786 00:45:23,650 --> 00:45:24,650 The Home Office. 787 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:27,250 The Home Office? 788 00:45:27,810 --> 00:45:30,330 Well, if they thought that somebody'd been murdered, yes. 789 00:45:30,650 --> 00:45:31,650 Murdered how? 790 00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:33,950 Arsenic. But who'd do such a thing? 791 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,660 Your friends Hopkins and McCombie. 792 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:42,500 Do you mean to say that all those bodies I buried recently were victims of 793 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,500 murder? 794 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,260 Yes. I'm afraid so. 795 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,500 But this is terrible. 796 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:48,380 We must call the police immediately. 797 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,600 No, we must wait. 798 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:50,780 We've got to have proof. 799 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,040 Mrs. Gale, we can't wait for another murder to be. 800 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,900 Why too late, Vicar? 801 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,000 Oh, what a horrible scare. 802 00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:01,620 How did you get involved? 803 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,510 Involved? You don't think that I was involved. 804 00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:06,230 Well, then, how did it come about? 805 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:09,790 Well, I first met Hopkins when his uncle died over at Codes Green. I buried him. 806 00:46:09,910 --> 00:46:12,690 Here? Yes, just by the west wall. Nice plot. 807 00:46:13,170 --> 00:46:16,050 They were local people, so it's very likely that Hopkins could have known 808 00:46:16,050 --> 00:46:17,050 the arsenic in the soil. 809 00:46:17,230 --> 00:46:19,610 And told the doctor he was working with. It can't be true. 810 00:46:19,970 --> 00:46:21,190 It never occurred to me. 811 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:22,970 They seemed such nice fellows. 812 00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:24,830 I must write to the bishop. 813 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,250 Vicar? 814 00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:29,370 What were you getting out of it? 815 00:46:29,630 --> 00:46:31,830 Oh, just a few guineas for Congo relief. 816 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,840 Good heavens. 817 00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:36,940 Congo children educated on blood money. 818 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,720 This is an evil business, Mrs. Gale. How are we going to stop them? 819 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:44,380 Well, we've always got your pistol. Oh, that. 820 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,860 I found it in my cassock last night. 821 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,240 I confiscated it at choir practice in Bodmin. 822 00:46:59,630 --> 00:47:00,790 Thank thee, I thought I'd missed you. 823 00:47:01,030 --> 00:47:03,350 Another minute, you would have done. I'm sorry I didn't get your message. 824 00:47:03,590 --> 00:47:06,530 That's all right. You've odd hours, don't you? It's an odd business. Now, 825 00:47:06,530 --> 00:47:07,530 do you want? 826 00:47:07,830 --> 00:47:09,070 Tomorrow is D -Day. 827 00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:10,390 Eh? 828 00:47:10,570 --> 00:47:11,790 Hopkins is out of town. 829 00:47:12,910 --> 00:47:15,870 Tomorrow? Thought I'd exercise my options. 830 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,310 Garlic, theatre producer, remember? 831 00:47:20,110 --> 00:47:22,190 I'm terribly sorry. Look, Julie, I can't make tomorrow. 832 00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:23,890 Oh. 833 00:47:24,830 --> 00:47:27,590 It's not that I'm trying to back out. It's just that I have to go out of town. 834 00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:28,970 Yeah. How about next week? 835 00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:31,020 Well, it depends on Mr. Hopkins. 836 00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,800 But he has cracker in the shop. How about Monday? 837 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:34,820 Come on. 838 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,100 £200 ,000, isn't it? 839 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:52,340 About that. 840 00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,060 What next? 841 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,360 Some winter sunshine. 842 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,580 Canaries? Nassau. Very nice. 843 00:47:59,259 --> 00:48:01,540 I've earned it 14 years with him. 844 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:05,040 Still, it's over 10 ,000 pounds a year, darling. 845 00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:07,020 Anyway, you married him. 846 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,080 Well, now, there weren't so many alternatives. 847 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,380 When I married the late Mr. 848 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,640 Turner, I had a few shillings in my purse, a pair of holy dance pumps, and 849 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,840 years' experience in the chorus. 850 00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:20,960 Plus the firm conviction that any striptease I did would be strictly for 851 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:21,960 audience of one. 852 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,520 Well, you have another audience now. 853 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,740 I'm retiring from the business. 854 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:27,580 Yes, but only temporarily. 855 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,380 I don't think so. 856 00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:34,000 This all sounds very final. It is. What do you mean, Eve? 857 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,740 As far as I'm concerned, Mr. Hopkins, you're just another tradesman. 858 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,460 Now look, Mrs. Turner. I've traded with you, Mr. Hopkins. End of story. 859 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,860 And I go back below the stairs. Isn't that what they call it? 860 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,280 Where you go, sweetheart. 861 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,310 It's strictly up to you. 862 00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:01,490 They're almost ready, Mrs. Turner. 863 00:49:01,710 --> 00:49:04,170 And the vicar would like a word with you. 864 00:49:12,570 --> 00:49:19,030 We therefore commit the body to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, 865 00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:22,410 to dust, ensure in certain hopes... 866 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,800 The resurrection of eternal life to our Lord Jesus Christ. 867 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,480 Amen. 868 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:29,580 Good 869 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:43,060 morning, 870 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,078 Mr. Hopkins. 871 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:44,859 Good morning, Doctor. 872 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:45,419 Good morning. 873 00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:46,440 Fine day for funeral? 874 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,800 Did you want something? 875 00:49:49,180 --> 00:49:50,180 Yes, I want to see you. 876 00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:52,600 Look here, if we're going to catch that train, I think we'd better be off. This 877 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:57,180 is rather an inopportune time. This lady has just been through the ordeal of 878 00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,180 burying her husband. 879 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,320 Who was poisoned, along with Benson and a good few others. What are you talking 880 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,360 about? Murder. 881 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:07,640 Absolute nonsense. Now, would you mind letting us pass? This is hardly the time 882 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,520 for jokes. I'm very glad you agree. Even if your allegations were true, you 883 00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,740 could never prove it. Why not? Because the ground here... Quiet! 884 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,000 Arguing one, Mr. Turner, God rest his soul, lies in his grave. He doesn't. 885 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:19,499 What do you mean? 886 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,500 He isn't in his grave. 887 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:21,820 He's in the mortuary. 888 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,340 Post -mortem an hour ago. 889 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,060 Result, acute arsenic poisoning. 890 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,320 You fool. You want to come? I don't believe a word of it. All you buried 891 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,560 four sacks full of sand. 892 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:33,080 A fine return for my money. Ten thousand pounds. 893 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:36,060 Scott. Scott! Come on, Mander. Just stand there. 894 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:42,780 Take him away. 895 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,800 The police are with the vicar at the vestry door. 896 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,700 Follow, Mrs. Gow. See you later. 897 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,920 How much? 898 00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:53,700 A hundred pounds on Queen's evidence. 899 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,600 Oh, you could have got him for fifty. 900 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:56,900 What about me? 901 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,240 That's all right, my dear. 902 00:50:58,380 --> 00:50:59,480 Plenty of room. It's a big car. 903 00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:01,380 It's a fair idea. 904 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,700 Of course. They planned it. 905 00:51:02,900 --> 00:51:04,280 Naturally. They even gave me the poison. 906 00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:06,080 All you had to do was administer it. 907 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,900 Hopkins and I can understand, but what's been wrong with McCombie? New 908 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:16,420 techniques, better qualified men. 909 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:17,740 He just couldn't keep up. 910 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,130 Hey, neither can I. What's the hurry? 911 00:51:20,450 --> 00:51:21,450 I'm hungry. 912 00:51:21,590 --> 00:51:23,390 Hey, do you know what I'd settle for right now? 913 00:51:23,610 --> 00:51:27,150 Now what? Some of your brown bread, cherry jam and Cornish cream. Oh. 914 00:51:27,990 --> 00:51:29,450 At 11 .15 in the morning? 915 00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:31,190 Told you I always had it for breakfast.